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Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
A: Dead Siri-ous
Q: What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?
A: A dead wringer
Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6s plus?
A: Don't worry, they'll let you know
Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out
Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 4 buyers?
A: It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call
Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin.
Q: What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
A: An AyePhone
Q: How many Apple iPhone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Q: What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans?
A: A LG Flex
Q: What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
A: Cool music.
Q: Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows.
I'm afraid I'll never meet a man I love as much as I love my iPhone... and vodka.
My iPhone dies quicker than a black guy in a horror movie.
I don't understand why everybody wants the white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
A: Your iPhone will keep crashing!
Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh
Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating?
A: Downloading images of Kim Kardashian!
Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!
Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP
Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
My iPhone screen is brighter than my future.
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
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