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Q: What do you call a Indian standing on one leg?
A: Balan-singh (balancing)

Q: What do you call a Bollywood fish?
A: Salmon Khan

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: "Aaloo?"

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells

Q: What do you call Indian flowers?
A: Patels

Q: What do you call an Indian man that has done everything?
A: Bindair Dundat

Q: What do you call a hot Indian girl?
A: Bomb Bae

Q: What do you call a Hindu man going backwards?
A: ReverSingh (reversing)

Q: What do you call an Indian that's making love?
A: RomanSingh (romancing)

Q: What do you call an Indian entertainer?
A: Dan Singh (dancing)

Q: What do you call an Indian dating site?
A: Connect the dots

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert

Q: What do you call an Indian who has a phone with low battery?
A: Charjit

Q: What do you call an Indian who always looks around?
A: Glansingh (glancing)

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