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Q: How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
A: Because freedom rings!

Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance

Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British!

Q: What's red, white, black and blue?
A: Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: Liberty.

Q: What was General Washington's favourite tree?
A: The infantry

Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A: It can't sit down.

Q: Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington's army?
A: Laugh-ayette

Q: What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill

Q: Why were the first Americans like ants?
A: They lived in colonies

Q: What do you eat on July 5th?
A: Independence Day-Old-Pizza

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold

Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
A: The Boston Flea Party

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