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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An Instagram

Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number

Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment?
A: Mumblr

Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
A: Put it in a man bun.

Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave.
A: They don't like conventional ovens.

Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.

Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because it’s underground.

Q: How do you know if Shakira is still cool?
A: Ask a Hipster - Hipsters don't lie!

Q: What do you get if you cross a hipster with a vampire?
A: Count Swagula

Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.

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