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Q: Where do crazy hat ladies live?
A: Mad-hatt-an

Q: What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A: A dandy lion

Q: What did the bra say to the hat?
A: You go on a head while I give these two a lift.

Q: What do you call a Jewish kid in a hat?
A: Fedorable.

Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on a head and I'll hang around.

Q: What do you call a person who refuses to go outside without a hat?
A: A hat head (hot head)

Q: What does a chinese guy in a hat order at Starbucks?
A: A CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)

Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Q: What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
A: A Merry Can (American)

Q: For whom should you always remove your hat?
A: The barber.

Q: Who wears the biggest hat in the army?
A: The one with the biggest head

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Q: Did you hear about the perverted magician?
A: He pulled his top hat out of a Bunny.

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