Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?
A: A gingerbreadmon
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick?
A: A Ginger's temper.
Q: What book will never make a woman wet?
A: 50 Shades of Ginger
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: How do gingers reach orgasm?
A: All alone
Q: What do gingers miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you
Q: What do you call a ginger at a party?
A: Unwelcome
Q: What do extinct dinosaurs and Gingers have in common?
A: Not enough
Q: Why are gingers like guns?
A: Keep one around long enough, and you’re going to want to shoot it
Q: What do you call a Ginger in a Porn film?
A: Cameraman
Q: What's the difference between a shoe and a ginger?
A: A shoe has a soul.
Q: What's the only thing redheads drink?
A: Ginger Ale
Q: How does a ginger answer her phone on a Saturday night?
A: Wrong number
Q: What type of trains don't let gingers ride?
A: The Soul Train
Q: Why did God invent colour blindness?
A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.
Q: How does every Redhead joke begin?
A: By looking over your shoulder!
Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.
Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
A: Grey Hair
Q: Why do redheads take the pill?
A: Wishful thinking.
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