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Q: What's a German's favorite number?
A: Nein!

Q: What do you call a Blind German?
A: Not See

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

Q: What do you call a pissed off German?
A: Sauerkraut.

Q: What do you call a German Virgin?
A: Good n Tight

Q: How do you get rid of aristocratic Germans?
A: Von by von

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.

Q: Why is the German Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
A: Because she is PM not AM!

Q: How does every German joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's the difference between German striker Miroslav Klose and a puppy?
A: A puppy will eventually stop whining.

Q: What tea do German futbol players drink?
A: PenalTea!

Q: How do Germans tie their shoes?
A: With little knotsies

Q: What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
A: Look, mother, no Hans!

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