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Q: What do you call a gay boxer?
A: Fruit Punch!
Q: What do you call an annoying gay man?
A: A pain in the arse.
Q: What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
A: Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.
Q: What’s a gay man’s favorite planet?
Q: What’s the name of the latest gay sitcom?
A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.
Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy
Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"
Q: What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?
A: "Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
Q: How do you say homosexual in Jewish?
Q: How can you tell if a novel is about a homosexual?
A: The hero always gets his man in the end.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
Q: What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!
Q: How do you fit three gay men on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!
Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: A Fruit Roll Up
Q: Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?
A: Apparently he’d been in A Few Good Men.
Q: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?
Q: What do gay men call hemorrhoids?
A: Speed Bumps
Q: How much semen does a gay guy have?
A: A butt load
Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.
Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A: He found a hare up his ass.
Q: What do you call a gay scientist?
A: A homo-geneous.
Q: What do you call a gay midget?
A: A lowblow
Q: Did you hear about the 2 gay men that got into a fight in a bar?
A: They were ejected for exchanging blows.
Q: What does a gay horse eat?
Q: What do you get when you cross an eskimo and a gay guy?
A: A snowblower.
Q: How can you make a gay man scream twice?
A: Screw him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Q: Why do gay men fake orgasms?
A: Because they will be in deep shit if they don't!
Q: What is Gay Pride?
A: A group of homosexual lions.
Q: Did you hear about the gay vegetarian?
A: He still eats meat.
Q: What do gay termites Eat?
Q: Why don't gays shop at Sports Authority?
A: Because they prefer Dick's
Q: Why is Fred Flinstone a closet homosexual?
A: He has a gay old time
Q: Did you know 75% of the gay population were born that way?
A: The other 25% were sucked into it.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Q: Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
A: Went around blowing fuses.
Q: How do you know if a police officer is gay?
A: The smell of his mustache.
Q: Why was Dewey Cox walking hard?
A: He got some Tenacious D.
Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?
A: He spits on his back.
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