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Q: What do you call a gay boxer?
A: Fruit Punch!

Q: What do you call an annoying gay man?
A: A pain in the arse.

Q: What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
A: Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.

Q: What’s a gay man’s favorite planet?
A: Uranus

Q: What’s the name of the latest gay sitcom?
A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."

Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.

Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

Q: What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?
A: "Do you mind if I push in your stool?"

Q: How do you say homosexual in Jewish?
A: Heblew

Q: How can you tell if a novel is about a homosexual?
A: The hero always gets his man in the end.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.

Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
A: Flamethrower

Q: What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!

Q: How do you fit three gay men on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!

Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: A Fruit Roll Up

Q: Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?
A: Apparently he’d been in A Few Good Men.

Q: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?
A: Pokemon

Q: What do gay men call hemorrhoids?
A: Speed Bumps

Q: How much semen does a gay guy have?
A: A butt load

Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.

Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A: He found a hare up his ass.

Q: What do you call a gay scientist?
A: A homo-geneous.

Q: What do you call a gay midget?
A: A lowblow

Q: Did you hear about the 2 gay men that got into a fight in a bar?
A: They were ejected for exchanging blows.

Q: What does a gay horse eat?

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