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Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving

Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: I can't deal with you anymore

Q: What does a gambling addict eat?
A: Poker Chips and Salsa

Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?
A: Because of all the Cheetahs

Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CardShark

Q: What do craps dealers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding

Q. How's a casino like a good woman?
A. Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Q. What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A. In a casino, you really mean it!

Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza

Q: What does a BlackJack player eat for dinner?
A: Whatever his comp card allows him to.

Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.

Q: What's the difference between a poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.

Q: What did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game?
A: Someone told her to bring her own chips.

Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High Stakes!

Q: What card game do lesbians play?
A: Poke-her

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