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Q: Why do French People eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!

Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.

Q: What does a frog in Paris eat?
A: French Flies

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: How do French tanks work?
A: They have one forward gear and six reverse ones.

Q: Whats in the middle of Paris?
A: R

Q: How do you sink a French battleship?
A: Put it in water.

Q: Which ghost was president of France?
A: Charles de Ghoul

Q: How does every French joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder

Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages

Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war

Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.

Q: What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.

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