Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Q: Where did the onion go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What did the apple say to the orange?
A: Nothing stupid... apples don't talk!
Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a Date!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: What's a vegetable's favourite casino game?
Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden
A: Seizure salad
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
Q: Why was the cucumber mad?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What did the burger name her daughter?
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
Q: Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll
Q: Why don't oranges do well in school?
A: Only orange juice can concentrate.
Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid!
Q: What do you do if life gives you melons?
A: See a doctor, because you're dyslexic
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A: A crab apple
Q: How do you make an apple turnover?
A: Push it down hill.
Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: a piZZZZZZa
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: What cheese is made backwards?
Q: Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
A: Because he's a fun-guy
Q: What do you call Spiritual cheese?
A: Cheeses of Nazareth
Q: Why did the chef get arrested for assault?
A: Because he got caught beating an egg!
Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
A: Tater tots
Q: How do you make a gold soup?
A: You put 24 carrots in it
Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop?
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