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Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: Because they have their own scales!

Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
A: Two fish got battered!

Q: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
A: Something catchy!

Q: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
A: A hook, line and stinker!

Q: What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A: A bass guitar

Q: What does every fisherman want?
A: A gillfriend

Q: What do you call a fish that won't shut up?
A: A big-mouthed bass!

Q: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
A: Because Robin ate all the worms!

Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a riverbank

Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line!

Q: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
A: The bobber shop

Q: What do deers call hunters?
A: Doe foes

Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark?
A: He was not aiming deerectly for it.

Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A: His nearest and deer-est friends

Q: Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A: He had only two worms

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