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Q: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? 
A: Hosea and Hoseb

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? 
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK

Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair

Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.

Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.

Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers

Q: How do you put out a fire?
A: Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!

Q: What kind of women do firefighters get?
A: Only hose.

Q: How can you tell when a firefighter is dead?
A: The remote control slips from his hand.

Q: How do you put out a fire?
A: Take away one part of the fire tetrahedron, or the chief.

Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).

Q: What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?
A: FireWeb... of course!

Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Give a a fire company 3 new tools to try out and after 30 minutes one will be broken, one will be lost and the other pregnant.

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