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Q: What is Tonya Harding's favorite book?
A: Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

Q: What does Nancy Kerrigan do after a hard practice?
A: She gets some brews.

Q: What do Oksana Bayul and Tonya Harding have in common?
A: Both beat Nancy Kerrigan.

Q: What's in the Nancy Kerrigan special at KFC?
A: Two small breasts & a battered thigh.

Q: What do you call a male figure skater who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What do a dentist and a figure skating coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!

Q: Why did they let Jeff Gillooly and Tonya Harding sing the National Anthem at the Olympics?
A: They have a good set of pipes.

Q: Why shouldn't you tell jokes while ice skating?
A: Because the ice might crack up!

Q: What do Nancy Kerrigan and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both sucked as actresses.

Q: How do you know if you’re a figure skater?
A: Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head.

Q: How is music like ice skating?
A: If you don't "C sharp" you'll "B flat."

Q: How do you get a complex ice pair number?
A: Find a real figure skater and pair him with Surya Bonaly!

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