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Q: Why do farts smell?
A: For the benefit of people who are hearing impaired!

Q: Why don't you fart in church?
A: Because you have to sit in your pew.

Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts?
A: A noble gas.

Q: What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
A: Puss n Toots.

Q: What did one butthole say to the other?
A: Let's get the ffffaaarrrtt out of here!

Q: What do you call "fart" in German?
A: Farfrompoopin!

Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tutor.

Q: What's the definition of bravery?
A: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

Q: What do you get if you eat refried beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.

Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
A: Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.

Q: What's the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act?
A: One has artifacts, the other does farty acts.

Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.

Q: Why don't farts graduate from high school?
A: Because they always end up getting expelled!


Q: What's more fun than a Canadian Microwave?
A: A dutch oven

Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

Q: What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet?
A: Holy Crap!

Q: What did Britney Spears say after she let one rip?
A: "Oops I Sharted Again"

Q: What does Mitt Romney say when he farts?
A: Obama did it.

Q: What do surfers worry about?
A: A shart attack.

Q: What did the burp say to the other burp?
A: Let's be naughty and go out the other end!

Q: What does it mean to 'cupcake' someone?
A: Fart in your hand and put you hand in someone's face

Q: What is invisible and smells of worms?
A: A bird’s fart.

Q: What do you call a fart?
A: A turd honking for the right of way.

Q: What happened to the blind skunk?
A: He fell in love with a fart.

Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane?
A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Fart and they'll stop laughing.

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