Q: Why do farts smell?
A: For the benefit of people who are hearing impaired!
Q: Why don't you fart in church?
A: Because you have to sit in your pew.
Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts?
A: A noble gas.
Q: What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
A: Puss n Toots.
Q: What did one butthole say to the other?
A: Let's get the ffffaaarrrtt out of here!
Q: What do you call "fart" in German?
Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tutor.
Q: What's the definition of bravery?
A: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Q: What do you get if you eat refried beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
A: Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.
Q: What's the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act?
A: One has artifacts, the other does farty acts.
Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.
Q: Why don't farts graduate from high school?
A: Because they always end up getting expelled!
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