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Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was egg-spelled!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
A: Basket-ball

Q: Where did the Easter Bunny go to school?
A: John Hop-kins University

Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
A: Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Q: Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
A: He was hard-boiled

Q: How did the Easter Bunny dry himself after getting wet in the rain?
A: With a hare dryer

Q: Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: He does lots of hare-obics

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
A: Hop suey

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day

Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From Eggplants

Q: How does the easter bunny stay healthy?
A: By doing egg-cercise

Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Eggs-austed

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
A: A smarty pants

Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-day

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A: A rash of good luck

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up"

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