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Q: What is a dog's favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: How do you keep a dog from smelling?
A: You hold its nose!
Q: Which dog is very obedient?
A: a Sit Bull Terrier
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed Dalmatian
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A labra-cadabrador
Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?
A: a Greyhound Buzz
Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!
Q: When does a dog go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr!
Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A: Aware wolf.
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: How does a dog stop a VCR?
A: It presses the "paws" button!
Q: What do you get when you cross a small dog and a large boat?
A: a Ship Tzu
Q: What dog will laugh at any joke?
A: A Chi-ha-ha
Q: Why are Dalmatians no good at "Hide and Seek"?
A: They're always spotted!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador
Q: What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
A: Bone appetit
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
Q: What kind of dog would you find in a cave?
A: a Bat Terrier
Q: What do you call a dark Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Q: What do you call the sound a dog makes when it's choking on a piece of its owner's jewelry?
A: A diamond in the ruff
Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chilli Dog
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
Q: What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geyser?
A: It starts raining cats and dogs.
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn't stop talking like a horse?
A: It was a dog and pony show
Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the "barking" lot!
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
Q: Why would you be rich if you bred a golden retriever with a poodle?
A: Because you would have golden poos
Q: Who is a dog's favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
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