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Q: Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
A: He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Q: Where does a Cyberman leave his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor

Q: What does a Sontaran take on holiday?
A: Sun-taran lotion

Q: What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees himself?
A: Its a pair-a-docs!

Q: Why did the face of Boe not go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.

Q: What do you call a time-traveling cow?
A: Doctor Moo

Q: Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?
A: He doesn't want to lose his K9

Q: What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti?
A: Dalek bread

Q: How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is ok, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.

Q: Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre?
A: There wasn't any temporal-shift work available.

Q: What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot?
A: Time to call a Doctor

Q: What's the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman?
A: From a long way away

Q: What bounces up and down saying "Exterminate!"
A: A Dalek on a pogo stick

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Yes, you're correct. I AM Doctor Who.

Q: What's the opposite of K9?
A: Kit10

Q: Why do the Daleks eat apples?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Q: Why did the Cyberman cross the road?
A: To upgrade the person on the other side

Q: How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?
A: EXFOLIATE!

Q: Why did the Titanic sink?
A: Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it!

Q: How can Daleks tell each other apart?
A. Thay. Jast. Caan.

Q: What do Daleks do with illegal immigrants?
A: EXPATRIATE!

Q: What did Bill Gates say to the Cyberman?
A: "Upgrade or you will be deleted!"

Q: What do you call a doctor in the sewers?
A: Doctor Poo

Q: Why did the Doctor surf the net?
A: He was looking for the Cyberman

Q: How can you tell a Slitheen is an alien?
A: Because it only has one "i"

Q: Why did the Dalek cross the road?
A: To exterminate humanity.

Q: What did Rose Tyler have for tea?
A: An Unidentified frying object

Q: What is the best way to see a Cyberman?
A: On television

Q: Why is Doctor Who like a kitchen?
A: Because it's had more than one Baker working for it.

Q: Why are chefs worried about a shortage of herbs over Christmas?
A: It's because many people are predicting we'll see The End of Thyme.

Q: What do you call a frightened Time Lord?
A: A Gallifreydee cat!

Q: Who is the scariest Time Lord?
A: Doctor Boo!

Q: Have you heard that Sigma, the Master and the Abzorbaloff are making a new movie?
A: It's called "The Ood, The Bad and The Ugly."

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