Q: Why did Mickey go into outer space?
A: To find Pluto!
Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it Go!
Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
Q: Why was Cinderella a bad soccer player?
A: Because she was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?
Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Q: What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?
A: That hit the spot.
Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He thought he might get a hole in one.
Q: What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk
Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: So they can get a little goofy!
Q: What does Ariel like on her toast?
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?
A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!
Q: What do you call Wall-E's cousin who cleans floors?
Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
A: An iPad Minnie!
Q: How do you catch Chip N Dale?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
A: Moby Duck.
Q: Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
Q: What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
A: Winnie the P.U.
Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
A: Mulan Rouge
Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: Because they got lost at C.
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: "I'm all ears!"
Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
A: She was looking for a date.
Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
A: Sour Grapes
Q: What does Baloo need to live?
A: The Bear Necessities Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa!
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