Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: A Thesaurus
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
A: OUT of the way!
Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Eye-saur
Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur?
A: A spelling bee
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus
Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper?
A: A Snore-a-sorus
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex
Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A: A toothbrush
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won't hear you
Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?
A: Tomato-saurus
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