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Dentist and Dental Hygienist Jokes
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Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.

Q: What was the Dentist doing in Panama? 
A: Looking for the Root Canal.

Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out? 
A: He was already taking out a tooth.

Q: Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A: A month later he was picking his teeth.

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!

Q: What is a dentist’s favorite movie?
A: Plaque to the Future!

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: You have a hole in one.

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get a new crown!

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte

Q: What is a dentist's office?
A: A filling station

Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: The Dentist will see you now.

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?
A: She needed a root canal

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30)

Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth

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