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Q: Why didn’t anyone take the cowboy seriously?
A: He was always horsing around.

Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
A: Bronc-itis

Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A: On the range.

Q: Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Q: Who do zombie cowboys fight?
A: Deadskins

Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy

Q: Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
A: Skint Eastwood.

Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
A: Gimme a slug of whiskey!

Q: Why Did The Cowboy Die With His Boots On?
A: Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Q: What Do You Call Someone Who Wears Cowboy Clothes?
A: Ranch Dressing

Q: How Did The Cowboy Ride Into Town On Friday & Ride Away Three Days Later On Friday?
A: The horse's name was Friday!

Q: What Do You Call A Cowboy With Bad Gas?
A: Darn Tootin’!

Q: What Did The Cowboy Say To The Pencil?
A: Draw, partner.

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