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Q: What do you call purple when it is being aggressive?
A: Violent!

Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese!

Q: What's grey but turns red?
A: An embarrassed elephant!

Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a Date!

Q: Why are gold fish orange?
A: The water makes them rusty!

Q: What is red, white, blue, and green?
A: A patriotic turtle!

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!

Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrple!

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: What do you call a country with only pink cars?
A: A Pink Car-nation.

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A penguin on a rampage!

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