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Q: Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
A: Yes, it's in the Bible. It says "He-brews"

Q: What's fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
A: Java the Hut

Q: What's the opposite of coffee?
A: Sneezy

Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe

Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso

Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?
A: Because it's GROUNDS for divorce

Q: What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
A: De-calf-inated!

Q: Why are men are like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

Q: How do you make Pig Jerky?
A: Give them some coffee

Q: What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
A: They are all better rich!

Q: Why Coffee is better than a Woman?
A: Coffee goes down easier!

Q: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?
A: Because according to the Torah He Brews!

Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!

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