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Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up
Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!
Q: What did the watch say to the clock?
A: Hour you doing?
Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?
A: She wanted to be on time!
Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly
Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
A: He wanted to work over time
Q: What do you call a grandfather clock?
A: An old timer
Q: What candy never arrives on time?
Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around
Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
A: Second hand information.
Q: What did the unwound clock say to its owner?
A: It’s about time!
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