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Clock, Watch and Time Jokes

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Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up

Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up

Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!

Q: What did the watch say to the clock?
A: Hour you doing?

Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?
A: She wanted to be on time!

Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly

Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
A: He wanted to work over time

Q: What do you call a grandfather clock?
A: An old timer

Q: What candy never arrives on time?
A: Choco-late

Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.

Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around

Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
A: Second hand information.

Q: What did the unwound clock say to its owner?
A: It’s about time!

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