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Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa!

Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A: A Kitty Kat bar!

Q: What candy is only for girls?
A: HER-SHEy's Kisses

Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse

Q: What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?
A: A Payday

Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: Choco-LATE

Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts.

Q: Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
A: They had a baby, Ruth

Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.

Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
A: Diabetes.

Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.

Q: What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?
A: A Mars bar

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