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Q: What do you call a Catholic service that is very, very important?
A: Critical Mass

Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: Nun

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A Roamin' Catholic!

Q: Why did the priest giggle?
A: Mass hysteria!

Q: What's a priest's favorite food?
A: Holy cheese

Q: Why don't nuns wear bras?
A: God supports everything

Q. Did you hear about all the drama down at the convent?
A. Well, it's nun of your business.

Q. How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They use candles

Q: Where is the best place to get a ice cream cone?
A: In a Sunday School

Q: How is a Catholic priest like a Christmas tree?
A: The balls are just for decoration.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile.

Q: What do you call Pope Benedict XVI after his last day?
A: Ex Benedict.

Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling

Q: Why don't you fart in church?
A: Because you have to sit in your pew.

Q: Why do nuns go everywhere in pairs?
A: To make sure the other nun gets none

Q: What do you call a detective from the reformation?
A: Martin Sleuther

Q: Why can't Anglicans play chess?
A: Because they can't tell a Bishop from a Queen

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