Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Q: What's the good thing about Fords?
A: They come out of the factory with the problem circled.
Q: What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What car does a Proctologist drive?
A: A brown Ford Probe.
Q: What is the smallest part of a FIAT?
A: The owners brain.
Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.
Q: What's the difference between a Kia and a tampon ?
A: A tampon comes with its own tow rope.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q: Why did Ford make a new heated tailgate?
A: So your hands stay warm when you're pushing it back home in the winter.
Q: How do you tell when a mid-engined Ferrari is warmed up?
A: It's on fire.
Q. How do you make a Ford accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
Q. What did the store employee say when the customer said, "I'd like a set of wiper blades for my Kia"?
A. "Sounds like a fair trade."
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
A: The Old Volks home!
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
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