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Q: Why did the fugitives go to Canada?
A: Because they had no where else Toronto!

Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot.

Q: What do you call a sophisticated American?
A: A Canadian

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.

Q: Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
A: Vancougar

Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.

Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: Winter and July

Q: What do Canadians get on their tests?
A: Eh’s

Q: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”

Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They aren't allowed to bare arms

Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.

Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!

Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.


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