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Q: What did the Buddhist tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners?
A: Too many attachments!

Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.

Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?
A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime.

Q: What did the Buddhist say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
A: Make me one with everything!

Q: Did you hear about the new low-fat religion?
A: "I Cant Believe Its Not Buddha" My karma ran over my dogma...

Q: What did the sign in the monastery searching for new monks say?
A: Inquire within!

So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback.

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

The Master: I've never met someone so thoughtless in my life. Keep up the good work.
The Disciple: Thank you Master I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.

I hear the Dalai Lama recently fired his gardener, who had a degree in carnations but didn't dig reincarnations.

After the man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The man, infuriated, demanded, "Where is my change." The vendor replied, "O, one with everything, change comes from within."

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