Q: What do they call a boxer who gets beaten up by a Klitschko brother in a fight?
A: A sore loser.
Q: Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
A: It has two bytes and no memory
Q: What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?
A: You're EARresistable
Q: Does a match box?
A: No, but a tin can!
Q: Why do boxers have "TGIF" written on their boxing shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why is Wladimir Klitschko a crossword puzzle boxer?
A: You enter the ring vertical and leave horizontal!
Q: What do you call a gay boxer?
A: Fruit Punch!
Q: What is a boxers favourite part of a joke?
A: The punch line!
Q: What does Manny Pacquiao plan to write on Floyd Mayweathers tombstone?
A: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
Q: How are a Bud Light bottle and a boxer alike?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?
A: In a hockey game, the fights are real.
Q: Why don't boxers have sex before a fight?
A: They don't fancy each other.
Q: Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?
A: The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
Q: Did you hear about the new sexual position called "Midget Boxing"?
A: It's when the girl gets on her knees and gives you some blows.
Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.
Q: Why did Mike Tyson break up with his girlfriend?
A: Ear-Reconcilable Differences
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!
Q: How come Mike Tyson's eye's water during sex?
Q: What did Ricky Hatton's manager tell him inbetween rounds during a fight with Floyd Mayweather Jr?
A: "Let him hit you with his left for awhile. Your face is crooked."
Q: How bad is a Floyd Mayweather meltdown?
A: So bad Al Gore is making a documentary about it!
Q. What has four legs and no ears?
A. Mike Tyson's dog.
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