Q: Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
A: After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Q: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
A: So you can hear a pin drop!
Q: What did the bowling pins do?
A: They went on strike.
Q: What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
A: They both want a Turkey.
Q: Why do the blondes prefer to have sex instead of bowling?
A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
Q: What is the 7th pin in bowling called?
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Studies indicate that 4 out of every 10 professional bowlers wind up in the gutter.
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