Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder with a Peeping Tom?
A: Amazing Peeks
Q: Why did the bodybuilder go to the hospital?
A: Somebody told him he was all cut up!
Q: How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
Q: What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub?
A: No whey!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls
Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted?
A: Because he was squatting
Q: Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo?
A: He wanted to get ripped to shreds
Q: What do you call a Bodybuilder with a sunburn?
A: Flecks Wheeler
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
A: Mr. XMass
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!
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