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Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age

You have arrived at old age when all you can put your teeth into... is a glass.

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake

You're getting older when you are on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!

You know you're getting older when it takes you longer to get over having a good time than it took to have it!

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!

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