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Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!

Q: What does Justin Bieber have in common with a Christmas tree?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What do you call a singing rodent?
A: Justin Beaver

Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar?
A: A Snickers bar has nuts!

Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Bieber?
A: The Queen of Crap!

Q: How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?
A: "A few months ago"

Q: Scientists have discovered a disease that lowers your intelligence by 90%
A: Bieber Fever

Q: What do Justin Bieber and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common?
A: They're both waiting for balls to drop!

Q: What do you call a Canadian girl who can't sing?
A: Justin Bieber

Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale?
A: Because theres no light in the closet!

Q: What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.

Q: Did you hear about the album Dr. Dre is producing for Justin Bieber?
A: It’s called ‘Straight Outta Talent.’

Q: How hard is puberty going to hit Justin Bieber?
A: Harder then Chris Brown hitting Rihanna!
Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

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