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Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He's got no beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef

Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef

Q: What do you call a cow that has 1 leg?
A: Steak

Q: What's a cow's favorite musical note?
A: Beef-flat

Q: What happened to the lost beef shipment?
A: Nobody's herd.

Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker, because they're making cow pies regularly.

Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: It's just an udder day.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

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