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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, GO!

Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they're in black and white.

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo

Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear

Q: What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
A: Peter Panda.

Q: Why didn't the baby leave his momma?
A: Because he couldn't bear it!

Q: What do you call a bears without ears?
A: B's

Q: What does a bear eat for dessert?
A: Blue bear-y pie.

Q: What do polar bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burgers!

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.

Q: Why did the bear cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the P-U!

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