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Q: What do you call a bass player with half a brain?
Q: What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?
Q: What's the first thing a bass guitarist says when he knocks on your door?
Q: What do you throw a drowning bassist?
A: His case
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Q: What do you call a bass player that only knows two chords?
A: A professional.
Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A bassist player with a mortgage.
Q: What does a bass guitar and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Q: What do you call twenty bass guitars at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: How do you keep your jewelry from being stolen?
A: Leave it in a bass guitar case.
Q: What do you call a successful bassist?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q: What's the difference between a bassist and garbage?
A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.
Q: What’s the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can actually feed a family of four.
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