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Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd.

Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

Q: What is the difference between Kobe and Time?
A: Time passes

Q: How many New York Knicks players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What's the difference between the Milwaukee Bucks and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They're always dribbling

Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog!

Q: Why couldn't Kobe graduate from 1st grade?
A: He didn't PASS the tests.

Q: Why do basketball players like cookies?
A: Because they dunk them

Q: What is an incredible story about a basketball center called?
A: A tall tale

Q: What team did the prince want to be on?
A: The Sacramento Kings

Q: Why are spiders great at basketball?
A: Because they’re eight-footers

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan

Q: What do you call a bench with all white men on it?
A: The NBA

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls

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