Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd.
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
Q: What is the difference between Kobe and Time?
A: Time passes
Q: How many New York Knicks players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What's the difference between the Milwaukee Bucks and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill
Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They're always dribbling
Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog!
Q: Why couldn't Kobe graduate from 1st grade?
A: He didn't PASS the tests.
Q: Why do basketball players like cookies?
A: Because they dunk them
Q: What is an incredible story about a basketball center called?
A: A tall tale
Q: What team did the prince want to be on?
A: The Sacramento Kings
Q: Why are spiders great at basketball?
A: Because they’re eight-footers
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan
Q: What do you call a bench with all white men on it?
A: The NBA
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls
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