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Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later!

Q: Which baseball player holds water?
A: The pitcher

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!

Q: Why are some umpires fat?
A: They always clean their plate!

Q: What's the difference between dirt and the New York Yankees?
A: Nothing, they both always get swept.

Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

Q: What are the rules in zebra baseball?
A: Three stripes and you're out.

Q: What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
A: One's a pop fly. The other's a fly pop.

Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach

Q: How do baseball players keep in touch?
A: They touch base every once in a while.

Q: Where do baseball catchers sit at lunch?
A: Behind the plate

Q: Why are baseball games at night?
A: Because bats sleep during the day

Q: What’s the largest gem in the world?
A: A Baseball diamond

Q: Why is baseball Dracula’s favorite sport?
A: He likes the bats

Q: Where do you keep your mitt when you’re in the car?
A: The glove compartment

Q: Why does it take longer to go from second to third base than from first to second base?
A: Because there is a shortstop between second and third

Q: Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?
A: Because it's full of fans.

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