Q: Why are atheist funerals so sad?
A: Because the person is all dressed up with no place to go.
Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair done?
A: In big bangs!
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They're already enlightened.
Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed awake all night wondering if dog existed.
Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They're always talking about God.
Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders?
A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture
Q: What do you call an intelligent American?
A: Atheist Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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