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Q: What's the most musical part of a chicken?
A: The drumstick
Q: What's a frog's favorite soda?
Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks.
Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers
Q: What do you call an alligator who is a thief?
A: A crookodile
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Q: What do cats have for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: What kind of cars do cats drive?
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: What’s a funny fish called?
A: A clownfish
Q: What kind of ties do pigs wear?
A: Pig sties
Q: What do you say if you meet a toad?
A: Wart’s new?
Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers
Q: What is a dog's favorite city?
A: New Yorkie
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labracadabrador
Q: Which animal always cheats on tests?
A: A cheetah
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Q: What is a cat's favourite color?
Q: What are caterpillars afraid of?
Q: What animals are the best pets?
A: Cats, because they are purr-fect
Q: Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A: So he wouldn't be spotted
Q: What is a cat's favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they have honeycombs
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than his bite!
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: Well, a cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night!
Q: Why do fish swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk
Q: What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Q: What do you call a girl cow in Spanish?
Q: What do ducks watch on TV?
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear
Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A: Alley cats
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with a sunburn
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they look silly wearing jackets
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Q: Why did the bee go to the doctor?
A: Because he had hives
Q: What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
A: Big ones
Q: What does a mixed-up hen lay?
A: Scrambled eggs
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers
Q: What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
A: Polly unsaturated!
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
Q: Why does a rooster watch TV?
A: For Hen-tertainment!
Q: Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
A: Windshield vipers.
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk
Q: How do most frogs die?
A: They kermit suicide!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: They ride the school buzz
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Q: How does a squid go into battle?
A: Well Armed
Q: What do you call an arctic cow?
A: An eski-moo!
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide
Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cows?
A: Use a cow-culator
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Q: Why are elephants never rich?
A: Because they work for peanuts!
Q: Did you hear the story about the skunk?
A: Never mind, it stinks!
Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish
Q: Why did the lamb run over the cliff?
A: He didn’t see the ewe turn!
Q: Why did the foal go to the doctor?
A: Because he was a little horse
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cock-a-doodle-doo something
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove she wasn’t chicken
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
A: Because she was a dirty double-crosser
Q: What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
A: A swallow
Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being a-moosed!
Q: What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant?
A: A gi-ant
Q: What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A: It’s jelly-button
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A chimp off the old block.
Q: What did the duck say to the bartender?
A: Put it on my bill
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