Q: What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?
A: An immigrant.
Q: Why do Germans love Americans?
A: Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
Q: What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.
Q: How many Americans does it take to pave a driveway?
A: Depends how thinly you slice them.
Q: What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?
A: They’re both fucking close to water.
Q: How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
Q: Why do people come to America?
A: People come from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.
Q: What happened when the american broke his arm?
A: He went broke.
Q: My friend calls me up and asks “Hey are you free tonight?”
A: And I say “Of course, I’m American”
Q: What do urine samples and American beer have in common?
A: The taste.
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