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Q: Where did the alien go for drinks after work?
A: The space bar

Q: Where would an alien park his space ship?
A: Beside a parking meteor!

Q: What is an alien’s favorite chocolate bar?
A: A Mars bar

Q: Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid?
A: He wanted it a little meaty-or.

Q: How do martians eat their ice creams in space?
A: In floats!

Q: What kind of songs do planets sing?
A: Neptunes

Q: What do aliens like to read?
A: Comet books!

Q: What do you call a martian that can sing?
A: Bruno Mars

Q: What is an aliens favorite Disney movie?
A: Snow White and the Red Dwarfs

Q: What did the alien say to the gas pump?
A: Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you

Q: What do you call a wizard who flies around in a UFO?
A: A flying sorcerer.

Q: What do aliens serve their food on?
A: Flying Saucers

Q: How do you throw a party for an alien?
A: You have to plan-et

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